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September 13, 2018 / Posted by:

After watching the trailers for Bohemian Rhapsody, some are shitting on the makers for glossing over Freddie Mercury’s sexuality and not even mentioning AIDS. Rami said in so many words that the whiners need to stop judging a whole movie by the trailer and that they do get into Freddie’s love of peen and AIDS, but they had to do it in a delicate manner. I’m taking that to mean that Freddie hugs a dude for longer than two seconds in one scene, and instead of having AIDS, he has Diabetes. That high school production of Rent’s impact!  – SOW

RiRi debuted her new line of Fenty chonies in a fashion show that was filled with diverse models, and while I slow clap her for that, I am going to report her to the authorities for continuing to spread ugliness by wearing those tiny Jetsons sunglasses from 90s HELL  – Lainey Gossip 

Dua Lipa’s show in Shanghai turned into a sad and violent gay-hating mess after fans waved rainbow flags in the name of LGBTQ pride – Towleroad

“WHERE IS THE BLACK PUSSY!!!?!!!!” is probably the question people asked most while watching the trailer for the reboot of Sabrina the Teenage Witch Pajiba

Sorry, Yolanda Foster, but while David Foster was pretending to love the aroma of your lemons, he was probably thinking of Katharine McPhee’s goodies – Celebitchy

Judging by the first still from the remake of Stepford Wives, it’s going to be way too terrifying for me to watch – Reality Tea 

If a Gremlin got splashed with champagne and was transformed into an elegant being of opulent glamour, it would look like Bella Thorne at the Assassination Nation premiere in Los Angeles – Drunken Stepfather 

No, I am not hard-up and desperate to see dick at all, because it’s not like I bruised my corneas from my eyeballs shooting out of their sockets to get a close and clear view of Jay Mohr’s peen – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Hello, Welcome to The Ruth Bader Ginsburg On A Casual Friday Cafe, I’m your hostess Keira Knightley.” – Popoholic

Sorry, Elizabeth Hurley, but I spent a grand total of one second on your magnificent chichis, because I was too busy wowed by the perfect folding of those towels in the back – Hollywood Tuna 

John Legend is judge on The Voice now  – Just Jared

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