Night Crumbs

August 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson pretty much confirmed they’re doing each other by kissing at Heathrow in London. Ashley was also wearing a C necklace. So either they’re a thing, or they’re just gal pals doing gal pal things like kissing at the airport! And I’m gayer than a purple glitter butt hair bead and even I wish I was getting with Cara Delevingne. I mean, she’s Dame Joan Collins’ goddaughter. Enough said.  – Just Jared

The Tonight Show is turning into Celebrity Fear Factor and it won’t be long before we see Dame Jude Dench trying to chug a blended rat shake – Lainey Gossip

So according to Will.i.am, I can lose 20 pounds by cutting out sugar and meat. “I’ll get right on that” is what I said before chomping into a sugar-coated ground beef bar – Celebitchy

Kathy Griffin and Kate Beckinsale had a bikini-off for some reason – Drunken Stepfather

This post on why Denise Richards joined Real Housewives of Beverly Hills should be three words long and those three words should be: for the check – Reality Tea

Matthew Weiner’s The Romanoffs is stuffed full of a thousand white actors you know – Pajiba

Someone definitely has and will continue to fap to this – Towleroad

In that still shot, it looks like my favorite living artist Britney Spears is queefing out another masterpiece – Hollywood Tuna

Ariana Grande did My Heart Will Go On, and I didn’t hate it. Punch me with a bowl of poutine for being a traitor to Celine Dion! – OMG Blog

Today in terrible puns: Sofia Vergara served up some magnificent AmeriCANS on the set of Modern FamilyPopoholic

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