Night Crumbs

July 11, 2018 / Posted by:

Every trick in the music game shouldn’t even bother submitting for the Grammys, because warbling Real Doll Kim Zolciak has burped up her latest auto-tuned masterpiece called Wig. Wig supposedly stands for “Wish I Gave A Shit.” Err, shouldn’t her song be called WIGAS then? And I wish I didn’t give a shit about listening to Wig, because now that I have my eardrums are as swollen and puffy as Kim’s lips – Reality Tea

Fuck, Hollywood. They can’t give us one live-action She-Ra movie, but yet they can give us ten million Joker movies, including the Joaquin Phoenix one that was greenlit – Lainey Gossip

According to UsWeekly, Jamie Foxx is a cheating slut, but Katie Holmes’ cooze is still sprung in a bad way for him – Celebitchy

Here’s the trailer for But I’m A Cheerleader as seen through the eyes of a Brooklyn hipster – Towleroad

Is that a giant belly ring charm on Vanessa Hudgens, or is that where she hangs her keys? – Drunken Stepfather

After seeing the video of George Clooney going BOOM on his scooter, I’m convinced that he should be in the next Fast and Furious movie and do his own stunts, because that old ho is indestructible when it comes to car crashes – Pajiba

Here’s Mila Kunis doing the “squat peeing but keeping it sexy” pose for Cosmo – Popoholic

What in Gollum hand HELL kind of pose is Olivia Munn doing? – Hollywood Tuna 

“The pap better be getting a good shot of this because I don’t want to have to it again.” – Amber Heard in that picture – Just Jared

Put CPS on high alert, because Abby Lee Miller is heading back to Lifetime to terrorize a new batch of youngins’ – SOW

Pic: Kim Zolciak

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