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March 19, 2018 / Posted by:

At the Wearable Art Gala over the weekend, Blue Ivy Carter got into a bidding war with Tyler Perry over a painting by Sidney Poitier. Tyler Perry’s $20,000 bid won the painting. Blue Ivy Carter’s sneezes are worth more than $20,000 each, so she could’ve easily won that auction. But since she was at a charity event, she was probably in a charitable mood and let one of the lessers win at something for once – Lainey Gossip

Never mind that prenup shit, I am allergic to exercise, but I need to build up my stamina so I can properly scream while hate-watching the Lifetime cheese dingle that will be Harry & Meghan: A Royal RomanceCelebitchy

Bitch please, if David Beador was really broke, his rebound piece would’ve left him by now – Reality Tea 

Having a stage 10 hangover obviously fucks with your eyesight, because I thought this was Carrot Top at first and I was about to reach for the lube – Popoholic

What a waste of all that delicious Lucky Charms – Drunken Stepfather

Aaron Hernandez’s lawyer says that he was a tortured gay – Towleroad

Not pictured: the fish in the sea rolling their eyes at Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner’s Instagram THOT antics – Hollywood Tuna

It’s Monday, so get into Ryan Phillippe sunning his cum gutters in Mexico – Popsugar

Jeff Goldblum read thirsty tweets from his hard-up desperate fans – OMG Blog

Wow, it was super shitty of Eric Balfour to violate my privacy by sharing the DM I sent him – SOW

And by “initiating sex,” I’m guessing that Vivica Fox meant she’d get 50 Cent in the mood with a wet kiss to his culoJust Jared

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