Night Crumbs

Margot Robbie has reportedly been officially offered the role of Sharon Tate in Quentin Tarantino’s movie about the Manson family murders. If I was Margot, I wouldn’t take that shit because of two reasons: 1. If she took the role, Sharon Tate’s sister would find her and yell her face off. And 2. The script will have at least three scenes where Sharon gets spit on, and yes, the spit will be played by Quentin Tarantino’s own saliva – Just Jared

Jennifer Aniston is fine, and she’s in L.A. where it’s always sunny and the women all have hair like her – Lainey Gossip

Amy Schumer doesn’t want to be Amy Fischer – Celebitchy

This is going to come as a prolapse-inducing shock to all of you who watch Real Housewrecks of Orange County, but Shannon and David Beador’s divorce fight has gotten uglier than Kelly Dodd’s cry face – Reality Tea

Don’t you just hate it when you’re trying to enjoy your burger and you get attacked by a drag queen’s giant tits? – Towleroad

If Barbarella taught an aerobics class in the 80s and also had a go-go dancing shift right after – Drunken Stepfather

This Grease 2 reunion is incomplete without the premiere cool rider herself Stephanie Zinone – SOW

Selena Gomez may have time-traveled back to 1991 to do this Puma shoot – Hollywood Tuna

Somewhere in Hollywood, a note from the heavens has floated down to the street and I’m sure it reads: “This is from Heath Ledger. Please give my Oscar to Tommy Wiseau.” – Pajiba

Amanda Seyfried looks like she just got back from playing Titania in a goth community theater production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream – Popoholic

Hasn’t Jesus been through enough?! – OMG Blog

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