Night Crumbs
Jennifer Lawrence did an interview with Vanity Fair and the brain burp that is getting the most headline play is the one where she says that a huge mistake the Democrats made was to laugh at the plight of Trump voters. But the quote that I care about the most is the one where she talks about eating “Viennese kielbasa sausage in an uncircumcised French-bread roll.” Either that is the sexiest name for a sandwich or it’s a euphemism for some kind of weird sex act. Oh, JLaw, not only are you the political mind of our time, but you’re a kinky bitch too – Celebitchy
Duchess Kate is serving pregnant flight attendant chic – Lainey Gossip
Thelma and Louise are rolling in their graves at the bottom of the Grand Canyon – Reality Tea
If Ellen DeGeneres really wanted to torture Doogie Howser, she’d just make him watch her dance for five minutes – Towleroad
I don’t know who’s more bored: Kendull Jenner, or me looking at Kendull Jenner? – Drunken Stepfather
Kate Upton is either pregnant with a baby, pregnant with a rib dinner or it’s the dress – Popoholic
Honey Boo Boo is all grown up and has been possessed by the spirit of the Cash Me Ousside Girl – OMG Blog
Why do I have a feeling that the rumors about Jennifer Lawrence and Joel Edgerton first started “swirling” out of a publicist’s brain? – IDLYITW
Martha Hunt is the new face of Jessica Simpson’s line of overpriced trailer tramp fashions. And unless they sell that shit in the clearance section of Big Lots, it’s overpriced – Hollywood Tuna
Pic: Inez and Vinoodh/Vanity Fair