The news that Warner Bros. wants Leonardo DiCaprio to replace him as the Joker must have hit Jared Leto pretty hard. Because he took to the stage yesterday at a Berlin gig wearing an ensemble that is even more eclectic than usual for him. That is some visual ennui right there. Leave me alone, I’ve got my house turban on and I’m wrapped in the rug that I stole from the lobby of the Wilderness Lodge at Walt Disney World!
Is he your nana feeling chilly before she leaves for the beauty salon? Did his band, 30 Seconds To Mars, release a concept album about thrift store shopping? Who knows. But Jordan Catalano can still do no wrong in my mom’s eyes. Ever since Angela Chase remarked about how soft his hair was at the back of his head, my mom has thought he was the dreamiest. She’d accept the turban and whatever else he found at a dilapidated gift shop in Santa Fe.