Bing usually has a big, beautiful photo as the background for their search engine. They recently used one of a tropical setting, and something fun was drawn in the sand on the beach. A big penis!
I couldn’t spot it at first, but Metro UK was kind enough to enlarge and zoom in for us. It was like when you have to find Jesus in the magic picture at C.C.D (you know, Sunday school but after school on Wednesday’s for the catholic kids). But, in this case, much sexier when you finally do. Let’s get a closer look, shall we? Enhance!
Not close enough. CLOSER.
Ah, there it is. This could have been some merry prankster hoping that search engine satellites were snapping pics that day. Or it could have been a stranded person who was really, really horny and this was their version of a dickstress signal. Probably the latter.
Eventually Microsoft discovered for themselves that there was a micro-sand penis on their homepage, and they Photoshopped it out. Now if you want Bing to give you a sandy penis, you’ll have to type in “Show me a sandy penis” first, but results may vary.
Pic: Metro UK