Usher Was Too Busy Falling In Love To Cheat

Usher probably wraps himself in blankets at night and cries himself to sleep with the amount of “Let It Burn” jokes he’s been receiving since being accused of spreading his love in the form of The Herpes last month. And since last week’s intimate “see what had happened was” press conference held by one of his accusers Quantasia Sharpton (no relation to everyone’s favorite perm pioneer Al), Gushy Usher has been slapping at all the lies and propaganda painting him as a dirty-dick slingin’ man whore.

Recently, a hotel worker at the Days Inn where Quantasia claims Usher treated her to some good ol’ fashioned birthday Dick and Dash spoke out and admitted to seeing Usher and Quantasia moments before their encounter took place. Now Usher is denying that tall tale by stating he couldn’t have been there at the time, because he was too busy falling in love with his current wife Grace Miguel.

The way this timeline works is like trying to put pieces together in an adulterous game of Clue with STD’s and lies (“Usher did it with a dildo at the Days Inn!”). According to TMZ, Quantasia’s recollection of that beautiful day in November 2014 doesn’t fall in line with Usher’s schedule. For one, he didn’t have enough extra time for any random acts of fucking paying customers (aka concertgoers). And two, during that time, his current wife Grace was his manager and they spent damn near every moment possible together.

His people say when the two weren’t enjoying free time, it was all business, and they were inseparable. The couple got engaged less than 2 months after the alleged Days Inn tryst.

Usher’s people also say on the night in question his show ran late, which pushed the meet-and-greet well after midnight … and that flies in the face with Quantasia’s timeline in which she claims she hooked up with the singer around 12.

Personally, I think all of this is a bunch of bullshit. And not for that God awful reason of Quantasia not being “his type“, because Usher looks like he’d fuck a brick if you drilled a hole into it. The reason why I think he didn’t sleep with this girl is because his wife looks crazy. And this whole “inseparable” business? Grace was just trying to make sure Usher ain’t have time to entertain a whole bunch of other hoes. You ain’t slick, Grace! I’m sure if Usher would have tried to sneak away to a damn Days Inn, Grace would have been waiting for the both of them in their hotel room. And as soon as Quantasia picked up the phone to call the cops, Grace would start singing “You don’t have to call. It’s OK Bitch. Cause I’ma beat ya’ ass tonight!”

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