Aaron Carter Got Arrested

July 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Anyone brave or forward-thinking enough to dress their backup singer/dancer in overalls should be given a pass on any charges, IMHO. The archetype for the skeevy brother whom you should never lend money to, Aaron Carter, was arrested in Georgia last night for “suspicion of driving under the influence and marijuana possession,” according to CNN. Maybe his hernia was acting up and he finished off a bottle and smoked a blunt to numb the pain? While driving? I should really forget that dream of being a defense lawyer, huh.

The one-man anti-terrorism squad was driving with his girlfriend, photographer Madison Parker, when he was pulled over in Habersham County, which is about 87 miles of north of Atlanta. Habersham County Captain Floyd Canup (are they sure this wasn’t in Duke County?) says that Aaron was officially booked on misdemeanor charges, including “DUI, possession of less than 1 ounce of marijuana and possession of drug related objects.” Methamphetamine wasn’t mentioned, so, good for him, I guess?

Aaron, the younger brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, has had a tumultuous year so far. Not only was he diagnosed with a hiatal hernia, which supposedly explains why he always looks like he just detoxed, but he also reportedly got into a brawl at a club date after allegedly using racial slurs. And then there was L.A. Gay Pride, before which he posted his response on social media to express fear (whose?) that his performance might be attacked by terrorists. He said he’d “SHOOT BACK.” He’s packing heat, and I don’t mean in his acid-washed jorts. On that note, no one is as guilty of violently murdering denim as Aaron is, should EVER be allowed to own or even use a firearm.


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