Night Crumbs

July 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Even though there’s been denial after denial, UsWeekly says that Sienna Miller and Brad Pitt are really bumping blond pube bushes in secret. But I won’t believe it until Sienna is seen pulling her hair out after spending an hour with Brad’s 5,000 kids. I don’t even want to know how the child army will initiate a new possible stepmom  – Lainey Gossip

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck spent Fourth of July with their kids and a dog who looks overheated and would rather be luxuriating in the AC than working the hot ass pap stroll – Celebitchy

Okay, but are we sure that’s really Kylie Jenner and not some alien being who is in the middle of morphing into Lady Gaga? – Drunken Stepfather

Um, if any past Top Model trick has the messiness needed to be a Real Housewife, it’s Jade! – Reality Tea 

Natalie Morales (not the Today Show turned Access Hollywood one) has come out as queer – Towleroad

I know that Bella Thorne is trying to bring the sex while dancing but she looks more like she’s got worms – Hollywood Tuna

Sorry to break it to Natalie Portman’s chichis, but they were upstaged by a man with a calming “friendly insurance salesman you can trust” face – Popoholic

Michael Fassbender must’ve worn 5 pairs of Speedos and 5 pairs of trunks to tame his peen situation in the water Just Jared

Game of Thrones was Sophie Turner’s sex ed – Popsugar

I can feel Anna Wintour rolling her eyes under those Blue Blockers and I love Celine Dion for that – OMG Blog

Toni Collette deserves better than this – Pajiba

On anybody else, this ho shit Coming to America ensemble would get a yes from me, but on Bella Hadid it gets a solid no – The Nip Slip 

There’s a puddle of sparkles on the floor below me and that’s because I shit glitter after watching this magical and glorious video of  Cher and Charo doing America from West Side StorySOW

Pic: UsWeekly


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