Night Crumbs
NOT MRS. GARRETT! Charlotte Rae, who turned 91 last week, broke the sad, shitty news that she’s been diagnosed with bone cancer after beating pancreatic cancer seven years ago. Blair, Tootie, Natalie, Jo, Cousin Geri and even George Clooney better be forming a prayer circle right now – Just Jared
Sam Taylor-Johnson did herself up like a bizarro world Mrs. Roper last night – Lainey Gossip
Orlando Bloom should’ve quickly done a naked paddle board photo shoot to make everyone forget about the slur he dropped on a radio show – Celebitchy
Bravo gave Bethenny Frankel another show because the devil is real – Reality Tea
Rita Ora wore the perfect outfit to wear if you’re a biker and you’re expecting a flood – Drunken Stepfather
Katy Perry’s new single is either about her Top Chef pussy or she’s trying to win over the cannibal fetishists – Towleroad
I see that Brit Brit Spears is still bumping her country biscuit against that hot giant bag of muscles – Hollywood Tuna
Selena Gomez’s ensemble is something one of the Sweet Valley High twins would wear to an Easter party – Popoholic
I have brought shame upon my fellow Kimmy Gibbler stans for not knowing that she was in a Punky Brewster doll commercial once – SOW
Bodybuilder dick alert! – (NSFW) OMG Blog
In every list of Captain Planet characters ranked, Gaia should really always be number one – Blastr
Oscar Isaac is officially a DILF now – Popsugar
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