Night Crumbs

The cast of Love Actually reunited to shoot a short sequel that will be part of Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day special. Great, so now during Christmastimes, not only will my sister make me watch Love Actually, but she’ll make me watch the short sequel too. Remind me to bring an extra bottle of booze and a bigger stash of weed to Christmas dinner this year – Lainey Gossip

Allure really Photoshopped the hell out of Kellyanne Conway – Celebitchy

Kids are naturally on drugs, so this product is a scam! – Pajiba

Lindsay Lohan posted a Mother Teresa quote and part of it reads, “Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.” Trick, save it for your Backpage ad – Drunken Stepfather

Johnny Depp wants to do Daisy Ridley and Daisy Ridley is not in the mood to get gingivitis of the cooch – The Superficial 

Kim Kartrashian’s knipples are back on the stroll – The Nip Slip

Colton Haynes got himself a florist daddy – Towleroad

What the hell kind of “go go dancer nurse from the future” shit is Hailey Baldwin wearing? – Popoholic

Here’s more of Christie Brinkley putting the youngins’ to shame in Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition – Hollywood Tuna

Sonja Morgan wishes that the cast of Real Housewives of New York City would do the show sober. Over every Bravo executive’s dead body! – Reality Tea

Mimi performed live for the first time since her legendary New Year’s Eve train wreck of a performance. And besides her chichi trying to make a break for it, it went fine – OMG Blog 

Val Kilmer is back to tell everyone that he’s not sick for the 4,570th time – SOW

If you’ve got a stuck fart in your ass and need some inspiration to poot it out, read this post about Rob Kartrashian and Blac Chyna breaking up again – Just Jared

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