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January 27, 2017 / Posted by:

Sexy Mr. Clean!

Here I was thinking that Mr. Clean was gay, because he looks like the kind of muscle daddy you’d find holding court with a bunch of twinks at a White Party. But either my Gaydar is on its last bar of energy or Mr. Clean is bi or he’s gone straight-for-pay, because in his Super Bowl commercial, he seduces a straight chick with his clit-throbbing mop skills and G-spot-pounding sponging technique. And Mr. Clean will gladly mop up that puddle of panty pudding you’ll leave after seeing him work that ass like it’s working a dick. Oh wait, this is for straight women who like to clean…. I mean, work that ass like it’s working to scrub out hard water stains on a shower door.

Because you wimmun folk get the tingles for watching others clean, the people behind Mr. Clean’s Super Bowl ad turned the circuit queen version of Yul Brynner into a woman’s mopping and scrubbing wet dream fantasy. The ad, called “Cleaner Of Your Dreams,” starts with a woman letting out a sigh over having to clean. But she gets saved from her chores when Mr. Clean and his Earring Magic Ken earring strut toward her with a glimmer in his cartoon eye that tells her he can’t wait to work over her dirty, dirty house. It’s then that we learn the chick is a kinky toon fucker. Cool World is probably her porn.

Mr. Clean shows us what’s probably happening in that lady’s panties by doing this:

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Mr. Clean and the toon fucker also have a touching moment in the bathroom. That lady truly is sprung for that bald cartoon, because when I look at his face, I want to take a Magic Eraser to those dog tail brows.

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And right when she’s in the middle of having a full-body O while watching Mr. Clean clench those muscled-up nalgas, her Magic Mike fantasy bubble is temporarily popped by the sound of her hairy husband’s voice. She’s been picturing her husband as Mr. Clean the entire time. The things those Mr. Clean fumes do to a person….

It’s a shame that Mr. Clean and the Brawny Man aren’t owned by the same company. If they were, they could’ve made an ad for us lovers of man-on-man action. It’d bring new meaning to “Conquer The Tough Stuff.”

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