Night Crumbs

Behold, possibly the first pap picture of Taylor Swift taken in 2017. And who knew that “laughing at Tom Hiddleston’s cringeworthy Golden Globes speech” is an exercise that will make your chichis bigger – Lainey Gossip 

I hope that Leah Remini’s mission to get Scientology stripped of its tax-exempt status comes true and I hope that cameras are recording David Miscavige when he finds out. Because I want to see his head pop off in a rage and fly through the universe to his home planet – Celebitchy

Kristen Bell should’ve worn that ensemble to the Golden Globes instead – Drunken Stepfather

LOVE Magazine still doesn’t know what “advent” means and I guess that’s good news for everyone who’s into Kate Upton’s magnificent chichis – The Superficial

It looks like the rug section at Pier 1 Imports had a fight on Emma Stone’s body – Popoholic

Watching animals react to snow the same way the Lohans react to a pile of coke never gets old – Hollywood Tuna

FYI: The third Hemsworth brother’s ass looks like this – OMG Blog

Here’s Julianne Hough doing her daily workout (aka walking for the paps she called) – IDLYITW

Will Smith may be in Tim Burton’s Dumbo movie and no, he’s not in talks to play the title role – Pajiba

Kiss slut Andrew Garfield drew the line at kissing Kelly Rippa – SOW

Ryan Murphy says that Feud isn’t going to be campy, but I’m still marking down March 5th as Camp Christmas – Popsugar

2017 isn’t starting off so bad after all – Just Jared

Pic: Pacific Coast News