Surprisingly, the biggest tits at last night’s Live By Night premiere in Hollywood weren’t Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. Ben and Matt lost that tile when Christina Milian sashayed onto the carpet in a dress that went from dull to demure with help from a photographer’s flash.
I always thought that a stylist was supposed to take their client’s picture with a flash to make sure everything looks right on camera. Maybe Christina’s stylist didn’t do that or maybe they did and she didn’t care if everyone saw her nipple knobs and Spanx. Since I am a connoisseur of refined sophistication, I like Christina Milian’s look better when it’s caught in a camera’s flash. On its own, that dress is sequined Ambien, but add some flash and it makes her torso look like an exquisite bronze bust sold at The Museum Company. (Side note: Today was a good day because it’s the day I learned that The Museum Company is still around.)
And whoever made that dress should also make men’s jeggings in the same material and send a pair to Prince Hot Ginge, Jon Hamm, Idris Elba, etc…