Night Crumbs

January 10, 2017 / Posted by:

There’s an unverified report that Donald Trump hired Russian hookers to perform a golden shower show for him on the bed that President Obama and Michelle Obama slept on when they visited Moscow. Two things: 1. That would explain why his hair is a perfect shade of “first of the day piss.” And 2. R. Kelly and Kim Kartrashian are totally getting jobs in the White Yellow House – Towleroad

The rumors of Amal Clooney being pregnant are probably true. I’m guessing that she’s knocked up with quadruplets. That’s how many horsemen there are, right? – Lainey Gossip 

The BAFTA nominations are out – Celebitchy

Sheree Whitfield should just sell Chateau Sheree already and move into something she can afford like Studio Apartment Sheree – Reality Tea

Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio in 30 years – Drunken Stepfather

Okay, but when is Jenna Dewan-Tatum going to post a picture on Instagram of a naked Channing Tatum? – The Superficial 

Amanda Seyfried looks like she’s doing an impersonation of a Russian hooker who was just asked by Trump to piss on that bed – Hollywood Tuna

Sorry, Emma Stone, but Vivian Ward wore it better – Popoholic

Drake is totally going to wallpaper his bedroom with these pictures – The Nip Slip

The Kartrashians got robbed again – Just Jared

Travis Tritt is a regular Marky MarkPajiba

Neither do I, Elle Fanning, neither do I – IDLYITW

Salma Hayek and Penny Cruz went SANS FARDS – SOW

“Why did the other brother end up visiting us?!” is what that lady is thinking to herself – Popsugar

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