Night Crumbs

January 9, 2017 / Posted by:

Don’t you just hate it when you accidentally grab your dress and lift it up to expose your chonies to dozens of photographers at a Golden Globes after-party? Demure swan Emily RideAJetSki feels your pain – IDLYITW

Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn presented at the Golden Globes together and I didn’t hate it as much as I thought I would. But I am still screaming for the firing of every GGs producer for failing to do a Death Becomes Her reunion. I mean, both Goldie and Meryl Streep were there! Idiots! – Lainey Gossip

“And now, do you wanna see the Southern Light?” is what Prince Hot Ginge probably said to Meghan Markle while motioning to his luminous ginger crotch torch – Celebitchy

Theresa Giudice threw her daughter a sweet 16 party that was sponsored by absolutely anybody who offered – Reality Tea

Meet Tove Lo’s nipples, if you haven’t already – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather 

I’m sure we’ve all met Heidi Klum’s nipples, but meet ’em again if you want – (NSFW) The Nip Slip

John Travolta wore a Hydra pin and that’s fascinating, but my eyes are more focused on stunning new autumn sunrise-colored wig – The Superficial 

And here comes another random feud courtesy of Billy Eichner and Meghan McCainTowleroad

Amber Heard’s dress looks like it’s covered with bedazzled worms – Popoholic

My mouth wants to go to there – Pajiba

Still sexier and more fashion-forward than anything Kanye West has designed – OMG Blog

Ariel Winter got herself a few more Instagram THOT points – Hollywood Tuna

Excuse me while I run off to Amazon to pre-order the Director’s Cut of Nocturnal AnimalsJust Jared

The Twin Peaks revival finally got a premiere date – Popsugar

Ugh, David Blaine… – Jezebel


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