Night Crumbs
Don’t you just hate it when you accidentally grab your dress and lift it up to expose your chonies to dozens of photographers at a Golden Globes after-party? Demure swan Emily RideAJetSki feels your pain – IDLYITW
Amy Schumer and Goldie Hawn presented at the Golden Globes together and I didn’t hate it as much as I thought I would. But I am still screaming for the firing of every GGs producer for failing to do a Death Becomes Her reunion. I mean, both Goldie and Meryl Streep were there! Idiots! – Lainey Gossip
“And now, do you wanna see the Southern Light?” is what Prince Hot Ginge probably said to Meghan Markle while motioning to his luminous ginger crotch torch – Celebitchy
Theresa Giudice threw her daughter a sweet 16 party that was sponsored by absolutely anybody who offered – Reality Tea
Meet Tove Lo’s nipples, if you haven’t already – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
I’m sure we’ve all met Heidi Klum’s nipples, but meet ’em again if you want – (NSFW) The Nip Slip
John Travolta wore a Hydra pin and that’s fascinating, but my eyes are more focused on stunning new autumn sunrise-colored wig – The Superficial
And here comes another random feud courtesy of Billy Eichner and Meghan McCain – Towleroad
Amber Heard’s dress looks like it’s covered with bedazzled worms – Popoholic
My mouth wants to go to there – Pajiba
Still sexier and more fashion-forward than anything Kanye West has designed – OMG Blog
Ariel Winter got herself a few more Instagram THOT points – Hollywood Tuna
Excuse me while I run off to Amazon to pre-order the Director’s Cut of Nocturnal Animals – Just Jared
The Twin Peaks revival finally got a premiere date – Popsugar
Ugh, David Blaine… – Jezebel
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