Night Crumbs

September 21, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

John Mayer is the latest famous trick to try to build a lifestyle brand, because everybody (read: nobody) has been begging for a lifestyle brand from John Mayer. He’s starting his lifestyle brand by selling jewelry including that $125 piece that’s either an overpriced beaded necklace or an overpriced string of tiny anal beads – Lainey Gossip

If the outside of the It’s A Small World ride at Disneyland was a dress, it’d look like what Emily Blunt is wearing – Celebitchy

I hope Porsha Williams doesn’t get hit with the Real Housewives IRS curse and finds her new house getting seized after she doesn’t pay her taxes – Reality Tea

Jessica Simpson’s dress is very Contempo Casuals meets Judy Jetson – Drunken Stepfather

Anthony Weiner may have out-grossed and out-dumbed himself, which is a special feat at this point – The Superficial

Oh, Stella Maxwell’s nip just wanted to breathe in some fresh night air – (NSFWish) The Nip Slip

Lady Gaga’s new video is what I imagine what Coachella would look like if you got high on bath salts – Towleroad

Shailene Woodley did Oktoberfest – Egotastic!

Joss Whedon has finally delivered a campaign ad that is relevant to my interests by promising Mark Ruffalo dick if Trump loses – Pajiba

Okay, Bella Thorne – Popoholic

Robert Pattinson came between Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt – SOW

That howling coyote pup sounds like me trying to sing a Mariah Carey song in the car – Hollywood Tuna

The tabloids want us to think that Calvin Harris is cleansing himself of Taylor Swift by doing everyone – IDLYITW

Michael Strahan admits that he and Kelly Ripa probably aren’t friends anymore – Popsugar

He could be a farmer in those clothes – Just Jared

Pic: John Mayer

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