Night Crumbs

August 25, 2016 / Posted by:

You may have heard the completely real story about how Mimi’s fiancé tried to get her into the mood for fuck times by playing Beyonce’s Crazy In Love on his laptop and she got so mad that threw it out the window. That story would have been totally believable if the source said that Mimi summoned one of her minions by ringing a crystal bell and then ordered them to throw the laptop out of the window. I mean, Mimi doesn’t do hard labor, dahling! – Lainey Gossip 

Kim Richards isn’t going to jail – Reality Tea 

Elon Musk has been trying to spray his musk on Amber Heard for a long time – The Superficial 

Joshua Jackson and Ruth Wilson had a drink date that lasted 8 hours. Lightweights. They must have had to work the next day – Celebitchy

I got toxic chemical poisoning just from looking at these pictures – Drunken Stepfather

The trailer for the Gay Bachelor is out and it looks stupid, ridiculous and a waste of time. I can’t wait to watch every second of it – Towleroad

Jessica Alba tried to serve 80s Barbie hotness and she gives an A for effort! – Egotastic!

LeAnn Rimes’ luck dragon nip almost slipped out last night – WWTDD

Speaking of nips, Olivia Culpo’s look so virginal in all that white – The Nip Slip 

Jabba the Trump has every right to mouth shit out this dingle of dumb, because really, there’s no hotter celebrity than Scott BaioIDLYITW

Charlie Sheen is bored – SOW

What in biker dominatrix HELL is Bella Hadid wearing? – Popoholic

Oh please, like fish live in the sewer. The alligators ate them all – Hollywood Tuna

Sarah Paulson will probably be in Ocean’s 8 Just Jared

Teen Mom Jenelle is going to be a mom for the third time. Congratulations to CPS for the extra work load! – Starcasm

NOT BLAIR CRAMER #2! – HuffPo

Pic: Wenn.com

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