It’s been claimed that the lone hindrance to my complete appreciation of The Devil Wears Prada, Adrian Grenier, is way hung. He has now confirmed it. I’ll wait while the thirstier among you utilize Google Images to find some VPLs of Adrian Grand Marnier.
Done? Let’s get in the Dlisted Wayback Machine and set the controls for June of 2014. That’s when The Bachelor Season 16 winner Courtney Robertson released a tell-all book revealing that she’d seen Adrian Grenadine’s hog and felt that it required a separate and gigantic hog pen away from the other hogs because it was just that huge. “Who,” you ask? He was the head douche on Entourage (not counting executive producer Marky Mark). “Fine. The other one?” She tried to extend her 15 minutes by writing a book in which she claimed to have dated that busty Jesse Metcalfe, as well as Laura Jean Poon’s future husband. “Zzzzzzzzz.” I know. She also informed us that Adrian Grandeur has a pop-up book pubic bush whose funky circumference almost eclipses his gigantic penis. Well, it looks like Whatshername wasn’t lying.
Leave it to thirstiest broad on Bravo (and that’s saying something) Andy Cohen to get us some verification, as reported by the New York Daily News.
“She said you had the biggest d— she’s ever seen,” Andy Cohen said during a recent interview.
“I’m just glad she got the size right,” Grenier joked back. “And she’s seen a couple of them.”
He must have read her book. In regards to having his crotch size information accessible to the world, Adrian let us know that even C+/B- list celebrities suffer from insecurity.
“You’re always on the edge of your seat waiting for something bad to be revealed about you,” he admitted , “and then every once and a while it’s not so bad.”
Speaking of big dicks, your weekend Dlisted guy has a friend who hung out with Andy Cohen one time. And by “hung out,” I mean they were naked. It turns out that Andy Cohen is packing, too! Hopefully that made up for the personality.