Hot Slut Of The Day!

The cocky, hot shirtless piece who challenged former NBA player Nate Robinson to a game of 1-on-1!

Nate Robinson used to play for a bunch of NBA teams like the New York Knicks and the Boston Celtics, and now he’s in Israel (Side note: Every time I type “Israel” I hear Nippy shouting out, ” My land!”, while wearing a caftan) playing for the Hapoel Tel Aviv. Recently, Nate Robinson did an interview in a park when a hot, topless piece with a perfectly pruned beard rode up to him on a mint green bike and rudely interrupted that shit to challenge him to a game of 1-on-1. The modern day bro version of Gaston bragged to a three-time NBA dunk contest champion (whatever that means) that he can beat that trick in a game. Dude is as delusional as he is dreamy. Just my type! Before he rode away, he threw a Blue Steel look at the camera. If you listen closely, you can hear several splash sounds. That’s from the camera person squirting and from the ducks in the pond dropping their panties, and they don’t even wear panties.

Even after the hot douche on a mint bike rode away, he continued to trash talk and he did the ultimate bro d-bag move when he flexed. What a douche, I’m swooning. I just wish that they would’ve taken their dick measuring contest literally.

If Nate Robinson doesn’t want to play a 1-on-1 with the Gaston of Israel, I will and I’d hope he’d bust my ass while doing so.