Open Post: Hosted By A Very Graceful Drunken Fall

Level Nightclub in the English city of Bolton regularly posts drunk wrecks falling on their Facebook page, so now you know that if you ever get wasted at Level Nightclub, check your lipstick, hair and ensemble before trying to tackle a flight of stairs. Because you want to look hot when you fall down the stairs and end up on Level’s FB. This week’s “Fall of the Week” starred one of Level’s regulars, Olivia, who quickly turned what could’ve been an embarrassing disaster into an ethereal stair ballet. Take a tip from Olivia: The next time your drunk ass feels like the sweet nectar got the best of you and you’re about to go down, quickly play the “flyyyyyyyy” part of “Wind Beneath My Wings” in your head before you stretch out your legs and glide down those stairs like a fairy delicately flying through the sky.

Someone should drop the boy from The Neverending Story onto Olivia’s back and mash this video up with the theme song, because she flies as beautifully and graceful as a luck dragon.

In their Facebook post, Level says that Olivia didn’t hurt herself at all and is just “nursing a bruised ego.” The only thing on Olivia that should be bruised is her ear from talking on the phone with ballet companies from all over the world who want her to teach her graceful swan diving ways to their dancers. And if there was such a thing as the Drunk Mess Olympics, Olivia would win every gold medal in stair diving and officials would retire the sport afterward, because nothing will be able to top her stunning performance.

via Manchester Evening News (Thanks Carrie!)