Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 20, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Oreo Churros!

My eyes nearly bust a nut yesterday when I read the gorgeous words “Oreo Churros.” Just reading those words may have given me instant diabetes and I’m not sure I even care. Churros are one of my favorite things in the entire world. Whenever I go to a new grocery, I run my ass to the freezer section to see if they have frozen churros, because nobody really carries frozen churros and it’s some delicious shit you should always keep in the house along with weed, booze, a dildo, Hot Fries and the entire Footballers Wives DVD collection. Churros are the dicks of the angels.

And now, Oreo has made the dreams of churros-loving stoners come true. Delish says that five kinds of Oreo Churros are for sale right now and that includes creme-filled and the regulars ones with a creme dip. If churros are the dicks of the angels, then churros cream is the jizz of the angels. Who knows, Oreos Churros could taste like sugar-coated fried shit. I’ve had chocolate churros before and they didn’t do the things to me I thought they would do, which was disappointing. It’s like leaving a threesome with Prince Hot Ginge and Alexander Skarsgard with a “meh” look on your face. But even if Oreos Churros leave me with a “meh” look, I still want them in my mouth hole.

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