The Chick From Blindspot Thinks Her Fake Tattoos Are Poisoning Her

November 16, 2015 / Posted by:

I don’t watch Blindspot, because I thought it was going to be a flop and shit canned after 2 episodes. I decided to watch Wicked City instead. I should really become a TV SLYCIC since I’ve obviously got skills. Blindspot was already renewed for a second season and Wicked Shitty was sent to the morgue after only 3 episodes. Speaking of the morgue, the star of Blindspot Jaimie Alexander reportedly thinks her dead body could be headed to the morgue in the near future and the coroner will write “Death By Fake Tats” on her death certificate.

Page Six heard from sources who claim that working with Jaimie Alexander is about as pleasant as breastfeeding an alligator. Sources say that Jaimie whines and moans all the time and has even tried to get her co-star Sullivan Stapleton fired and replaced. Apparently, a huge chunk of her complaints has to do with all the fake tattoos she has to get on her body. In case you don’t know, Jaimie plays a woman who lost her memory and doesn’t know why her body is covered in tattoos.

A source claims it takes 7 hours to draw all the fake tattoos on her body and she’s completely over it. Producers have reportedly tried to soothe her splintery nerves by using body doubles so she can leave the set early, but she’s still not happy. Last Friday, four make-up artists were fired and a makeup artist was also pink-slipped. On top of that, Jaimie thinks the fake tattoos are giving her the sicks.

“[Alexander has] become convinced the ink is toxic and making her sick,” one source told me.

Suffering a pulmonary infection, the actress brought her doctor onto the Brooklyn set where Warner Bros. is midway through shooting the first season.

Jaimie’s rep tells Page Six that just like her tattoos, this story is one hundred percent fake and is obviously the work of a bitter ex-employee who is getting revenge for being fired.

Well, Jaimie should be thankful that she’s not a chola, because imagine the allergic reactions she’d have to Sharpie eyebrows. There’s nothing sadder than a chola allergic to Sharpies.

But seriously, how can Jaimie Alexander even call herself an ac-tor?! Fake tattoos? I mean, if Daniel Day-Lewis played her role, not only would he get tattooed for real, but he’d bang his head on the floor until he really lost his memory. Jaimie wouldn’t have to stand through 7 torturous hours of makeup (seriously, 7 fucking hours?) and wouldn’t have to worry about that ink making her sick if she really got tattooed. Just fire Jaimie and replace her with Daniel Day-Lewis. Hell, replace ALL the actors with Daniel Day-Lewis!

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