Night Crumbs

November 6, 2015 / Posted by:

Coldplay’s new song is about a dude feeling alive again and his “magic” getting on turned on by some chick. People think the song is about Chris Martin’s dick getting a jolt of new life in it from boning Jennifer Lawrence. I don’t know… I think the song may be about the magic Chris Martin felt when he bit into a McDonald’s cheeseburger the day he and Goopy Paltrow broke up – Lainey Gossip 

Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange or a malnourished and homeless park lizard? – Celebitchy

The Kartrashians want you to think that they actually used $2 million of their own money to pay for Pimp Mama Kris’ birthday party when we all know that E!, sponsors and the Illuminati covered the bills – Reality Tea 

Daisy Ridley, every nerd’s newest dream girl, is in The Hollywood ReporterDrunken Stepfather

Speaking of nerd jizz…. – IDLYITW

Jennifer Lawrence’s side titty did The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2 premiere in London – The Superficial 

Beyonce hates the Houston gays, or something like that – Towleroad

I don’t know why, but I looked at these pictures of Nicole Scherzinger and thought to myself that her outfit would look so much better on PrincePopoholic

Yeah, okay, David SpadeSOW

Christie Brinkley Looks Hot: Part 4,567,899 (just try to ignore that outfit) – Hollywood Tuna  

MAAAAAAN NIIIIIIIIIPLES! Yes, I’m hard up – The Berry 

Lady Bunny sings out the perfect ode to gay marriage in Kentucky – OMG Blog

Burt Reynolds calls Sally Field the love of his life – HuffPo

I watched and watched and kept waiting for them to kiss and they didn’t. 🙁 – Boy Culture 

Nancy Grace, the mess who makes some people want to vomit, has a cooking show – Starcasm

Squinty Zellweger’s squint is back – Just Jared

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