Or should I say, “Piss & Becks.”
While leaving a party at her store in London last night, Victoria Beckham looked like she joined Ashton Kutcher and Fergie in the Pissy Pants Club, because she had a giant wet spot on her crotch. Oh, after all these years, she still gets the moists from touching David Beckham.
When I first saw these pictures, I knew that the spot couldn’t be piss. Posh doesn’t piss or shit! As far as I know, she only eats the souls of children and the blood of her enemies and both of those things don’t go through the urinary system. Because this is HIGHLY IMPORTANT news and we need to know whether or not to call her Piss Spice from now on, her rep was asked about this. Her rep would like everyone to know that Posh did not make a wet whoops in her panties:
“It was the most unfortunate positioning of a spilled drink, whilst Victoria was sitting down–thankfully it was not a ’dampener’ on what was a fantastic night.”
So there we go, the mystery has been solved. Posh didn’t piss herself, she was just wasted on 100 proof human blood.