Keith Richards Wants His Daughters To Snort His Ashes

September 10, 2015 / Posted by:

Keith Richards once said in an interview that he snorted a line of coke cut with his daddy’s ashes. (He later clarified that story by saying that some of his dad’s ashes blew on the table and he only put a little up his nose.) That story still goes down as the most touching tale of father/son bonding I’ve ever read. Keith wants to turn ash snorting into a family tradition. Keith is a functioning zombie, so he’s probably going to outlive the roaches, but he told Rolling Stone that if he dies, he wants his daughters to snort up his dead body ashes. via The Mirror

Rolling Stone legend Keith Richards is happy for his daughters to snort his ashes after he dies – just as he hoovered up his dad’s.

The 71-year-old guitarist, a former heroin and cocaine user, said: “I’ll give them a straw.”

That’s as heartwarming as is it sweet, but is Keef trying to kill his daughters?! Keith has had so much bad shit, booze and who knows what else in his body that his ashes will be radioactive. Keef should ask a pro like Charlie Sheen to test his ashes first to see if his daughters can take it.

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