This video sums up every one of us on a Monday. Or a Tuesday in Monday’s clothing, like today.
According to The Daily Mail, the brand new K-pop girl group GFriend was performing in a televised concert when the stage and annoying moths of doom just wouldn’t let them be great. Just a few seconds into their performance, Yuju, the girl in the knee brace, eats stage and she and at least one other member continue to go BOOM. Apparently, it rained before their performance and nobody mopped up that slippery death trap of a stage before they went on.
This performance is like a Double Dare challenge. After they survived that wet stage and those terrorizing moths, I expected Marc Summers to jump out and tell them that they won a brand new Dodge Caravan and an all-expenses-paid trip to Orlando. Yuju is a true champion, because after the second fall, I would’ve sang “I Quit This Bitch” into my mic and slid off stage left.
I know that the stage was wet, but I bet something else was going on. Which member of GFriend is the Beyonce of the group, because she probably greased the bottom of Yuju’s shoes. Michelle Williams knows what I’m talking about.