Open Post: Hosted By A Corgi Pool Party

August 26, 2015 / Posted by:

I won’t be surprised if today my chihuahua ties a scarf full of his earthly belongings onto a stick and starts hitchhiking to his homeland of Mexico. No, he’s not going to go to Mexico, because Donald Trump is still at the top of the polls and he figures he may as well deport himself and save Trump the trouble. He’s probably going to run away from home, because today is National Dog Day and I made a cat HSOTD. What a slap in the face! He sees how it is.

I didn’t know it was National Dog Day, but I’m going to try to right that wrong by posting a dog video (via Cute Overload). File this dog video under: Scenes from THE QUEEN’S backyard. It’s 15 adorable seconds of a Corgi on meth going crazy for water in a plastic pool.

….And I just realized that this probably wasn’t the best apology video to post since my dog hates getting wet. I fucked up again!

But wait, my dog hates getting wet, sleeps 23 hours a day, can take a nap anywhere and can throw a side-eye like no other. Maybe he’s been a cat this whole time and I didn’t know it. I mean, he sort of looks like a cat.


Yeah, I’m going with that. Betrayal averted! Until National Cat Day!

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