Ashley Parker Angel (which is something an UGGs-wearing, Pumpkin Spice Latte-drinking girl would scribble on her notepad in a pink gel pen under “future baby names”) was the resident twink of that third-tier boy band O-Town back in the early 2000s and sometime after they broke up, he discovered the gym, Muscle Milk and Instagram. Ashley Parker Angel is still a singer/actor, but he’s also a premiere selfie whore of Instagram who is always showing off his nips, cum gutters, bulge and sexy “I’ll really take you to O-Town, honey, but first I gotta stop by the gym, and then a mirror, and then the gym again, and then the mirror again” poses. If you thought Nick Jonas was the master of thirst amongst former boy banders, you obviously haven’t taken your eyeballs on a journey through Ashley Parker Angel’s glorious forest of topless selfies.
The buffed-up and blond Totally Hair Ken Doll has gotten close to giving up the down low goods and yesterday, he served up a slice of his muscly cakes on Instagram. He also threw up a 10,000 word caption about fitness or something, I don’t know. Here’s a piece of it:
#100DaysOfFitness challenge may be behind me now but the journey continues. It’s incredible how the human body responds and transforms to even just 100 days of a consistent diet and exercise program. During the last 100 days your positive comments motivated me to push through and stay committed. I encourage all of you to experience for yourself how rewarding it is to set your own goals and get inspired by the results. You don’t have to be a fitness model or featured in the ESPN Body Issue to be proud of your physique. We all have what it takes to be the best version of ourselves we can be. Be dedicated, be passionate and be relentless in the pursuit of your dreams.
Translation: LOOK AT MY ASS. LOOK AT MY ASS. LOOK AT MY ASS. LOOK AT MY ASS. LOOK AT MY ASS. LOOK AT MY ASS. LOOK AT MY ASS.
And after the cut, you can look at his ass as it breathes in the fresh mountain air:
Here’s a bunch of pictures of Ashley Parker Angel working it like he’s trying to land an audition with Randy Blue.