Night Crumbs
Here’s that Emily Ratatouille chick from Gone Girl and the Blurred Lines video at the premiere of her new movie. She tried, but her St. Angie fame whoring leg game gets a low D. Bitch needs to stick it out with feeling! – Lainey Gossip
Two more Bill Cosby accusers have come forward and at this rate, it’ll probably hit 100 by Christmas. Or by next week. Probably by next week. – The Superficial
Didn’t Jennifer Garner dump Michael Vartan to get with Ben Affleck? If they’re really boning again, her pussy game must be next level – Celebitchy
Kim Richards is doing another “program” – Reality Tea
It’s nice to know that at least one pap still shows up when Heidi Montag calls – Drunken Stepfather
Meanwhile at the Iowa State Fair, Ellen Page asked Ted Cruz about people getting fired for being trans or gay and he skipped over the question and went on about Christian persecution instead. Which reminds me, has anybody looked up Ted Cruz in the Ashley Madison hack? – Towleroad
Kendall Jenner’s lace front is a wreck – Hollywood Tuna
It took 8 years of Subway Jared saying disgusting, heave-worthy shit to an FBI informant before he was finally taken down – IDLYITW
And now for a palate cleanser: man nipples! – The Berry
“Shut it, Goldilocks, this is what you get for eating our porridge” – those bears – Jezebel
The time I didn’t read the headline and thought that Khloe Kartrashian had her ass implants removed – Popoholic
Okay, but what in ice skating HELL is Zac Efron’s piece wearing? – Just Jared
You know that crazy, homophobic Christian vlogger who probably faked a pregnancy announcement with his wife for YouTube hits? Well, he had a paid Ashley Madison account. Screw Christian Mingle! Ashley Madison is where all the evangelical Christian dick is at – Popsugar
BREAKING: Ben Affleck actually smiled – Moe Jackson
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