There have been whispery rumors since March that Orange Is the New Black’s Taylor Schilling is rubbing ‘ginas with Portlandia’s Carrie Brownstein, and now Star magazine is saying it’s 100% true. File folders containing ideas for future Taylor Schilling/Ruby Rose femslash everywhere were just dragged across a desktop and thrown into the trash.
A source says that 30 year old Taylor and 40 year old Carrie have been texting, calling, and visiting each other for four months now. Taylor has even followed Carrie’s band, Sleater-Kinney, to Scotland, which apparently means they’re super serious. The source adds:
“She loves everything about Carrie. It’s rare to find someone special in this business. They’re doing everything they can to keep the spark alive! This could be the real deal.”
In case you’re not up to date on the dating history of these two, Carrie Brownstein used to do St. Vincent, who is currently doing Cara Delevingne. Taylor Schilling has dated…not Zac Efron. Other than that, she hasn’t really dated anyone. Welcome to your first real “Personal Life” entry on your Wikipedia page, Taylor!
Of course, this isn’t the first Orange Is the New Black/Portlandia crotch parts cross-over. Last August, it was reported that Natasha Lyonne (aka Nicky) and Fred Armisen had started humping. How are all these hook-ups happening? Is there a club that only admits people from OITNB and Portlandia? Either way, now I can’t stop picturing who will be next. You’re right, it’s totally going to be a sloppy threesome between Big Boo and the Women & Women First Bookstore ladies.