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May 31, 2015 / Posted by:

You better slap yourself with a cold piece of bacon if you looked at that picture and said to yourself, “Looks like the cops were finally able to get Mama June for something.

This law-breaking bad bitch is Daisy, a pet pig who got dragged down to the police station when a pig-hating woman called the cops on her ass. The Detroit News (yes, THIS is news) says that on Thursday evening at around 7pm in Shelby Township, Michigan, a woman was doing work in her front yard when Daisy wobbled up to her. The lady was surprised to see Daisy and said the same thing that supermarket employees say when Guy Fieri comes in: “The HELL is a pig doing here?” Like me, Daisy is easily distracted by shiny, purdy things, so when she saw a mirror ball lawn ornament sparkling nearby, she ran toward it.

As Daisy got hypnotized by the magical wonder of the gazing ball, the neighbor lady ran into her house to call 911. The police say that her call was the second call of the day about Daisy. The cops were able to get Babe’s trouble-making sister into a squad car and they drove her to the station where her human later picked her up. Deputy Chief Mark Coil says that this isn’t the first time a pig has terrorized the streets of Shelby Township:

“Just when you think you’ve seen it all … I’ve seen pigs at large, dogs at large, monkeys at large, parakeets at large, horses at large. For some odd reason Shelby Township is like Noah’s ark.”

While in the squad car, Daisy decided to let the cops know how she felt about them taking her in. She dropped a few gifts in their car and yes, by “gifts” I mean “pig caca.” Daisy shat all over their car. So while it may look like she’s saying, “Haaaay, girl, bail a bitch out,” in that picture, she’s actually saying, “Hahaha, I am shitting in your car right now, pigs.”

Pic: Facebook

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