Hot Slut Of The Day!

May 21, 2015 / Posted by:

KFC Japan’s sexy, flirty, big-tittied chicken nugget mascot! And just like that, thousands of chicks (human women, not actual chicks) found their next Slutoween costume!

KFC Japan sees McDonald’s hipster Hamburglar and raises them a sexy chicken nugget. Comedian Danny Choo laid eyes on this symbol of pure poultry fuckery at a KFC in Japan and a posted a picture of it on his Facebook page this past weekend. That chicken nugget has probably been pumped full of so many goddamn hormones that she’s grown big chichis (Chicken breasts on a chicken breast!) and Kylie Jenner-approved lips. It was bound to happen. (Side question: Are they throwing shade at legendary KFC hater Pamela Anderson by turning her into a chicken nugget?)

Cosmo says that the Japanese words inside of her talk bubble translates into: “I’ll make it boneless for you <3” In English that means, “I think you’re saying that you’ll fuck my boner until it goes soft, but I’m not so sure.” But Redditors say that in Japanese it means, “You will fall for me.”

The sexy chicken nugget is also on KFC Japan’s website where she strikes a “come hither” pose while that horny ass Colonel Sanders and a drumstick fall in love with her and think to themselves, “I want to dip you in BBQ sauce and eat the hell out of that ass, nugget pussy, face, head, chichis, etc…” I’m not sure if KFC Japan is promoting chicken cannibalism, bestiality, sitophilia or all of the above.

And then there’s this. I don’t know what’s going on exactly, but I think she passed out after eating her own.

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You know some sucio bitches are going to jack off to this. So if you order chicken nuggets at a KFC in Japan and wonder what kind of gravy that is on top, it’s not gravy. Also, Phoebe Price should probably contact her lawyers, because I’m pretty sure this is infringing on her look in some way.

Pic: Facebook

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