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May 14, 2015 / Posted by:

The jacked-up eyebrows of wonder on the face of  Sierra Dawn Thomas from Survivor: Worlds Apart!

For the past few episodes of Survivor (To answer the question that your brain just farted up: Yes, that shit is STILL on and yes, I STILL watch it like it’s the law.), I’ve been keeping an eye on the mystery that is Sierra’s eyebrows. They get more and more WTFish as time goes on. It looks like Sierra, who is a model/rodeo racer, had a pair of exquisite cholita brows tattooed onto her face. Since she doesn’t have access to a razor or wax, she can’t shave or wax off her naturally blond brow hairs, so they’re growing in. That is some next level eyebrow situation fuckery. Bravo, Sierra!

Just a few episodes ago, Sierra’s brows looked like this:

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At first I thought she was truly dedicated to eyebrow art and was using mud or something to paint on a pair of arched eye valances. But then I saw the yellow hairs sprouting up. I’m surprised she hasn’t tried to maintain her tattooed eyebrows by using a knife and sea foam to shave her natural brow hairs off. She shouldn’t, because those fuzzy sticker brows are some avant-garde shit. They look like grasshopper legs covered in gold mold or boomerangs with sawdust sprinkled on them.

As I type this, I’m sure Lady Gaga, RiRi, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry and many, many others are trying to copy Sierra’s look. They’re probably gluing No. 2 pencil shavings onto their Sharpie brows right now. They can try all they want, but they’ll never come close to replicating Sierra’s gorgeous HIGH ART brows.

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