The answer to the question “Why won’t anybody think of the children?” is “Because they’re too busy giving the producers of The Soup and bloggers some funny shit to joke about.”
During a St. Patrick’s Day segment on WGN in Chicago, reporter Pat Tomasulo featured the highly artistic skills of Shana Vaughan-Gabor of Cirque de la Femme. Pat said that he wasn’t sure what she was going to do, but well, when a chick’s got a power tool in her hand and she’s wearing a big metal belt thing, there’s only so many things she can do and one of those things is making her crotch shoot out sparks like she just finished sexing on Prince Hot Ginge.
Shana made her coochie spark while balancing on pointe shoes, but then she made producers scream, “CUT AWAY! CUT AWAY,” when she got on a chair and spread her legs before putting on a pussy firework show for the children in the back.
Pat makes the perfect “Oh shit, now they’ll never let me out of the newsroom again” face before they cut away to hockey. This is how a perfect “oops” is made:
That kid said, “It’s freaky and stinky.” I don’t know if that kid’s talking about the smell of Shana’s charbroiled crotch or the smell wafting off of the field producer who pissed themselves while thinking about all the crazy letters from outraged parents the station is going to get.