Night Crumbs

February 18, 2015 / Posted by:

Tall drink of Swedish leche Alexander Skarsgard, who used to hump on Kate Bosworth, may be humping on Alexa Chung, who may have humped on Chris Martin, who may have humped on Kate Bosworth. These hos are just passing each other off to one another and it’s all fun and games until ASkars makes his way to Goopy Paltrow and I’ll never be able to fap to him again (but I’ll find a way) – Lainey Gossip

I get what Jane Fonda is saying, which is why I only watch movies while stoned out of my mind – Celebitchy

Former diaper hawker Lisa Rinna thinks Brandi Glanville should hawk tampons – Reality Tea

Margot, the piece that ASkars was maybe boning about ten minutes ago, does Vogue Australia Drunken Stepfather

Where in the world are Chelsea Handler’s bare tits today? – The Superficial

Presented with zero sarcasm and/or shade: Emmy Rossum looks good – Popholic

Charlotte McKinney or the melting wax figure of a Jessica Simpson impersonator? – Hollywood Tuna

The Walking Dead got its first gay character and if I was a zombie, I’d totally eat it – Towleroad

In case you wanted to know Geraldo Rivera’s thoughts on hip hop… (…although you might be better off banging your head with a metal folding chair over and over again instead) – Jezebel

This is what happened when some dude used Photoshop to fat-isize a bunch of famous chicks – OMG Blog

I’m totally going to make toasted marshmallow shot glasses for the party I’m throwing for my dog and all my imaginary friends – The Berry

Cecily Strong is probably going to be in the new Ghostbusters movie – Pajiba

George and Amal Clooney have a panic room in their fancy London house. I’m guessing it’s just a regular room whose door has a Batman & Robin poster on it. Nobody wants to get near anything Batman & Robin related – ICYDK

Goopy Paltrow tries to keep from barfing while breathing in the scent of the regulars on a beach date with Chris MartinPopsugar

It was obviously Magical Wizard Week on Wheel of FortuneSOW

Too bad someone hasn’t designed a doucheproof vest for North West yet – HuffPo

A member of Nicki Minja’s tour crew was stabbed to death in Philadelphia – Just Jared

Pics: GQ Australia/Elle Brazil

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