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December 19, 2014 / Posted by:

A White House reporter learned that us mere mortals aren’t allowed to take pictures of her royal Goopness. Dude should’ve just taken a picture of a dried out piece of celery on the crudité platter and said it was Goopy Paltrow. Nobody would have known the difference  – Lainey Gossip 

Tom Hiddleston’s got his jeans tucked in his cowboy boots, because he’s always ready for the panty pudding flood that forms wherever he’s around – Celebitchy

Even though she looks like she’s queefing with her eyes closed in most of these pictures, Nicki Minaj looks hot (and Photoshopped to infinity and beyond) in the new Roberto Cavalli campaign – Drunken Stepfather

Phaedra Parks will take her sons (and probably Bravo’s cameras) to prison to visit their daddy  – Reality Tea 

Conchia Wurst will grace Eurovision with her bearded glamour once again – Towleroad

Pedophile Stephen Collins doesn’t think he’s a pedophile. Um that piece of trash IS a pedophile and he’ll really know he’s one when Mama June calls him up for a date – The Superficial 

Somebody get Nicole Scherzinger’s au pair, because her diaper pants are full and need changing – Hollywood Tuna

MiserAlba looking miserable: Part 4,867,989 – Popoholic

Why, Amber Rose, why?!!! – Jezebel

Happy Shirtless (And Peen Print, see #3) Friday! – The Berry

David Fincher is trying to be the Shonda Rhimes of HBO – Pajiba

Orlando Bloom really wants to do low-budget elf porn, basically – SOW

The Queen Will Rise: A Liberace Hologram is going to go on tour – OMG Blog

What in Matrix reject HELL is RiRi wearing? – ICYDK

Girl, you don’t like my Susan Powter ‘do, do you?” – Evan Ross to a sour-faced Ashlee Simpson in that picture – Popsugar

Sarah Jessica Parker and HBO: together again (maybe) – Just Jared

The New Yorker hurt Laura Jeanne Poon’s feelings one time and yes, she has feelings, so she says – HuffPo

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