Night Crumbs
A White House reporter learned that us mere mortals aren’t allowed to take pictures of her royal Goopness. Dude should’ve just taken a picture of a dried out piece of celery on the crudité platter and said it was Goopy Paltrow. Nobody would have known the difference – Lainey Gossip
Tom Hiddleston’s got his jeans tucked in his cowboy boots, because he’s always ready for the panty pudding flood that forms wherever he’s around – Celebitchy
Even though she looks like she’s queefing with her eyes closed in most of these pictures, Nicki Minaj looks hot (and Photoshopped to infinity and beyond) in the new Roberto Cavalli campaign – Drunken Stepfather
Phaedra Parks will take her sons (and probably Bravo’s cameras) to prison to visit their daddy – Reality Tea
Conchia Wurst will grace Eurovision with her bearded glamour once again – Towleroad
Pedophile Stephen Collins doesn’t think he’s a pedophile. Um that piece of trash IS a pedophile and he’ll really know he’s one when Mama June calls him up for a date – The Superficial
Somebody get Nicole Scherzinger’s au pair, because her diaper pants are full and need changing – Hollywood Tuna
MiserAlba looking miserable: Part 4,867,989 – Popoholic
Why, Amber Rose, why?!!! – Jezebel
Happy Shirtless (And Peen Print, see #3) Friday! – The Berry
David Fincher is trying to be the Shonda Rhimes of HBO – Pajiba
Orlando Bloom really wants to do low-budget elf porn, basically – SOW
The Queen Will Rise: A Liberace Hologram is going to go on tour – OMG Blog
What in Matrix reject HELL is RiRi wearing? – ICYDK
“Girl, you don’t like my Susan Powter ‘do, do you?” – Evan Ross to a sour-faced Ashlee Simpson in that picture – Popsugar
Sarah Jessica Parker and HBO: together again (maybe) – Just Jared
The New Yorker hurt Laura Jeanne Poon’s feelings one time and yes, she has feelings, so she says – HuffPo
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