Open Post: Hosted By Elton Taking A Tumble

Warning: You might want to turn the sound down on that video unless you want those around you to think that you’re watching really polite porn, because the ooohs of concern that the sideline reporter is making sound more like the controlled orgasm sounds of a woman who is making sweet, sweet love with her husband in the bathroom and doesn’t want anyone to hear them.

A thousand “You ain’t standing now, trick!” jokes were born yesterday at a tennis match in London when Elton John went to sit on his throne and went BOOM instead. Cut to Madonna filling her dungeon with laughs as she stares at the Elton John voodoo doll she just knocked onto the floor. Elton John didn’t die and didn’t break any bones, so it’s okay to laugh, but your laughs better turn into a slow clap. You have to hand it to Elton. He fell all the way back and yet his sunglasses and wiglet didn’t fall off. His wig game is that tight. Beyonce would like to know which brand of wig glue he uses.

And if you want to relive that moment over and over again, here you go:

Elton tried it, but Scarlet is still the true Queen of the Tumbles.

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