Night Crumbs
Possible ovaries exploding material: Jake Gyllenhaal got all fatherly while shooting scenes with a toddler for some movie. On a different note, is it just me or has his brows gotten bushier ever since he went the Matthew McConaughey route by losing a ton of weight for that Nightcrawler movie? That carousel horse needs to nibble down his brows a bit. Just a bit. – Lainey Gossip
Finally, some nice news: Hilary Swank does good things – Celebitchy
Err, the guy at the gas station who plumped up Naya Rivera’s lips with air went a little too far because bitch can’t close her mouth! – Drunken Stepfather
Heidi Montag is starting to look human again – Reality Tea
Ariana Grande Latte isn’t Venti-izing her chichis area – The Superficial
In “still working for those gay dollars” news, Nick Jonas plays a game of “Guess the Bulge?” – Towleroad
Carmen Electra’s dress looks like a losing game of Tetris and I would know because I played Tetris a lot and lost a lot – Hollywood Tuna
Danny DeVito shows up in a One Direction video and still manages to have better hair than all of those twinks – Time
Benadryl Cumberbund’s Beyonce strut looks like a T-Rex on coke trying to find a bathroom while having to piss really bad – HuffPo
A funny thing happened when Amanda Seyfried took her dog for a walk. She didn’t stop and mouth kiss him like she usually does – Popoholic
Okay, but I still want to hang that True Blood cast photo over my toilet – Pajiba
If you watch Gotham and have thought to yourself, “I wonder what The Riddler’s nalgas look like,” here’s your answer – OMG Blog
Homer is the greatest poet who has ever lived and no, I’m not talking about that Greek one – The Berry
Because we can’t close the chapter on Renee Zellweger’s current face until we’ve heard Heidi Montag’s thoughts about it, here’s Heidi Montag’s thoughts about it – Celebslam
BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence still trusts Apple – Moe Jackson
That moment when you think to yourself, “DAMN that dude is hot,” and then realize it’s Kristen Stewart – Just Jared
That moment you mistake Ryan Gosling for Brad Pitt for a minute – Popsugar