Night Crumbs

October 23, 2014 / Posted by:

While wearing a dress that made her chichis royale look like the Transformers logo, Duchess Kate worked her third event in one week tonight. THE QUEEN better give her overtime, because this is ridiculous and I’m sure it’s breaking some labor laws – Lainey Gossip

Sad Keanu Reeves is sad that the mean studios aren’t calling him – Celebitchy

Teresa Giudice is going to the Orange is the New Black prison after all and please, please, please put her in the same room as VeeReality Tea

Christian Bale just burned all the clothes in his closet and replaced them with black turtlenecks and dad jeans, because he’s getting ready to play Steve JobsTime

Um, I thought Lindsay Lohan was really into Brazilian politics now. This selfie would’ve been better if “Neves 4 Prez” was written on her tits in coke – Drunken Stepfather

I guess The Avengers: Age of Ultron trailer is to nerds what the hooker episode of Golden Girls playing on the Hallmark Channel is to me – The Superficial

Olivia Munn giving you Dollar Tree Black Swan – Hollywood Tuna

Nick Jonas’ nipples are out again – Towleroad

Jessica Lange did Lana Del Rey on American Horror Story: ACCENTS! and sadly she didn’t do “Fuck My Way To The Top”Jezebel

JLo’s ass comes out for We Day – Egotastic!

“Nananannanashutupshutupshutpnanannaa I’m not listening anannanaaaaaaa” – my mom after reading the Dr. Oz headline at the link – WWTDD

Lady CaCa wore period worm eyebrows on her face, because you know, it was Wednesday – ICYDK

Queen Aretha is too old and too seasoned for some stupid morning show shit – OMG Blog

More proof that Justin Timberlake probably rocked a baby into Jessica Biel’s body – Popsugar

And now, I’m blind – Popoholic

I’m still blind so I don’t know what this next link is about, but the sound of angry screams and pitchforks clinking against each other tells me it’s Kevin Hart in whiteface – SOW

The Bewitched TV reboot may just out-awful the Bewitched movie starring Nicole KidmanPajiba

FYI: Orlando Bloom isn’t licking Justin Bieber’s peen sweat off of Selena Gomez’s cooch – Just Jared

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