Night Crumbs

October 22, 2014 / Posted by:

This is Johnny Depp as The Wolf in Into The Woods. I’m guessing that in this version, Little Red Riding Hood never makes it to grandma’s house, because she laughs herself into a coma from seeing The Wolf looking like a cross between  Snoop Dogg as Huggy Bear and Riff-Raff from Heathcliff i09

Here’s a hooded Bendadick Cumsinbatches and sadly that link doesn’t lead to pictures of his uncut peen – Lainey Gossip

Kate Gosselin is having a yard sale, so if you’re in the market for a kid or Jon Gosselin’s nutsack, you know where to go – Reality Tea

Selena Gomez has jumped off the douche peen and is back on the elf peen (maybe) – Celebitchy

A bald James Franco, Megan Fox, fake blood and a white boa are in the same picture together and I don’t know what’s going on but I’m sure HIGH ART is being made – Drunken Stepfather

Beyonce and Jay-Z renewed their vows, which means they’ll be divorced in 6 months – Time

Shia LaDouche says something about Christianity and I need to find God myself, because I’m actually starting to get the tingles over his shirtless pictures – The Superficial

Try not to fall over with shock, but a Catholic school is not letting a lesbian drama starring Julianne Mooore and Ellen Page shoot on their campus – Towleroad

Somebody kindly tell Kelly Brook that Brit Brit owns the fug boots game in L.A. – Hollywood Tuna

The Porn Iguana gets naked and gives you a picture straight out of a MILF’s casual encounters Craigslist ad – WWTDD

And I’m pretty sure the Florida Mom action figure has more meth-related accessories than the Walter White action figure – Pajiba

Joan Rivers was rich. QVC money is no joke – Gawker

Vanessa Hudgens knows Coachella is still months away, right? – Popoholic

Pimp Mama Kris wants all the rich dudes out there to know that Kylie Jenner is still up for sale – ICYDK

Chris Evans and Minka Kelly are probably doing it again – Popsugar

John Mayer and Bob Saget are probably doing it too – Just Jared

I think I spot a poopy floating in those bubbles – SOW

Ke$ha wants to go to there – The Berry

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