Night Crumbs
A knocked up Duchess Kate made an appearance at the Wildlife Photographer of The Year 2014 Awards in London tonight. It’s her second public appearance of the day and she just got done having the extreme barfs. DK better slow down with these double shifts before she overdoes it and sprains her hand waving and smiling muscles Lainey Gossip
If Moe Howard dragged it up to play the title role in a stage production of Mildred Pierce on the planet Vulcan – Celebitchy
Rita Ora’s dress looks like a dingle that fell out of the b-hole of The Beatles’ cover for the Yellow Submarine – Drunken Stepfather
I’d shit myself to death out of shock if Pimp Mama Kris didn’t have her minions Photoshop her Instagram pics – Reality Tea
Hannibal Buress unswept all those Bill Cosby rape allegations from out under the rug – The Superficial
The Empress of Lucite makes her triumphant return to television in Botched and she was kind of enough to help out the producers by pretending to be flawed – Jezebel
Sofia Vergara always looks like the same (TITS and HAIR) so I appreciate her trying something new by giving herself Thundercat eyes – Hollywood Tuna
Will an NFL team please pick Michael Sam up for good so I can get more footage of him and his hot boyfriend celebrating by eating cake off of each other’s faces? – Towleroad
Sorry Linus, the Great Pumpkin isn’t showing up today, but it looks like the Great Fame Whore made an appearance instead – WWTDD
Wait, so Ariana Grande Latte isn’t a Satanist? – IDLYITW
Monica Lewinsky is BACK (again) and sadly she’s not back to host a second season of Mr. Personality – ICYDK
I hope Madame Tussauds has hired a full-time crew to chisel off the dried Cumberbitch cum from that Benedict Cumberbatch statue – Popsugar
Still pregnant: Rachel Bilson is – Popoholic
Daniele Watts, the actress from Django Unchained whose “racist cops” story kind of fell apart after it turned out she was boning her man in a car, has been charged with lewd conduct – HuffPo
It’s nice to know that Tindr is as messy as all the other dating apps out there – The Berry
Derek Hough, is that you girl? – SOW
The Texas T-Rex burped up his thoughts about the Redskins name change and I know you’ve been waiting for his thoughts about that – Gawker