Night Crumbs
I know the CDC is busy with Ebola right now, but this is some news they need to pay attention to: Robin Thicke is now a member of Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s Pussy Posse – Lainey Gossip
This picture of the Trollsens looks like a book cover for a version of The Shining that’s sold exclusively at Hot Topic – Drunken Stepfather
So I guess nobody’s rescued Wonky McValtrex’s cotton-ball sized pom pom yet? – Egotastic!
Aw, watching little Juicy Joe shove that camera is like watching Magilla Gorilla trying to lay a smack down on King Kong – Reality Tea
Calm, ageless vampire Keanu Reeves wants to play the role that every goddamn actor in Hollywood except Rip Taylor is rumored to play – Celebitchy
And that includes Ewan McGregor too – The Superficial
Family Feud: The game show that causes divorces but raises sales in peen pumps – Pajiba
That turnip in Michelle Obama’s hand just hammered in the last nail in Turn Down For What’s coffin – Towleroad
In case you were wondering, Justin Bieber is still an ingrown hair in L.A. ‘s right ass lip – IDLYITW
Carmen Electra is giving me Club MTV background dancer vibes – Hollywood Tuna
Jennifer Lawrence so wants to fuck that guy – SOW
The Photoshop Awards: Cameron Diaz in Marie Claire – Popoholic
“Hahaha imagine how all those Robsten crazies are going to seethe after seeing these pics” – Robert Pattinson in that picture – Popsugar
If Daryl Hannah’s character in Splash grew up at the bottom of a Port-A-Potty at a rave instead of in the ocean – WWTDD
Amy Poehler loved coke for a minute – ICYDK
In news that made me go “WHAT?!” and “YES!” at the same time, Ezra Miller is going to be The Flash – OMG Blog
This dog is going to murder humans one day and none of us can say shit about it – The Berry
Ashley Parker Angel grabs his dick for charity, looks constipated while doing so – Just Jared
Pic: Getty