Night Crumbs

October 8, 2014 / Posted by:

The impact of lace front beard from ANTM: John Travolta’s wearing a stick-on face merkin and a Snape wig for his new movie. He looks like he belongs on the front of a package for a Steven Seagal costume sold at Rite Aid. But I bet he loves being able to pull off that beard and put it away when it gets too itchy. Oh how he wishes he could put his other beard in a drawer when she starts nagging him about how he spends too much time at the Scientology bath house   – Lainey Gossip

Selena Gomez’s outfit looks like my sister’s prom dress circa 1993 after it was turned into an ice skating costume – Egotastic!

When Taylor Swift’s cats break up with her, the album she writes afterward is going to be like Adele’s 21 for crazy cat ladies – Celebitchy

I don’t know what this says about me but I want to eat the tamale on Rita Ora’s head – Drunken Stepfather

Sonja Morgan is all for Bethenny Franklestein joining The Real Housewives of New York and I’m guessing it’s because if that happens she won’t be the most delusional crazy bitch in the cast anymore – Reality Tea

Once Ariana Grande Latte finds out that her fan captured the right side of her face in a picture, her fan and her fan’s family will be in danger, girl. They should enter the Grande Latte Protection Program now – WWTDD

Halloween is still a little while away so Hilary Duff has time to make her Thriller costume more accurate – The Superficial

And here’s 2014’s answer to “We Are The World” – Towleroad

Here, buy and wear this $45,000 jacket made of Khloe’s waxed off back hair and your evil powers will grow tenfold!” – Pimp Mama Kris to Ariana Grande LatteHollywood Tuna

Rachel Bilson is STILL pregnant and she’s STILL wearing my abuelita’s house dresses from Tijuana – Popoholic

A sentence that might’ve made your nipples hard in 2004 – Nick Carter is in a thong – OMG Blog

Panty Creamer of the Day: A topless Idris Elba making his muscles grow – Popsugar

An all-female Ghostbusters movie is happening and I nominate Judy Tenuta, Charo and Geri Jewell for the lead roles – HuffPo

Disappointment is seeing zero peens in a post titled Hot Guys Taking Showers – The Berry

I probably wouldn’t be lying if I said that hanging in Pimp Mama Kris’ lair is a calendar garland that is counting down the days when KYJelly Jenner turns 18 and can shoot a sex tape with TygaICYDK

Trolling: This Price is Right contestant is doing it right – Jezebel

A Myst TV series is happening and if it’s anything like the game, it will confuse the hell out of me and I’ll quit after 20 minutes in – Pajiba

Just when Kimora Lee Simmons’ womb thought it was done with this shit, another fetus moves in – Just Jared

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