The news today might’ve left a thick pile of vomit all over your palate and you might need an industrial-strength cleanser, so here’s one in the form of an adorable hedgehog sucking down a meal of puppy milk and chamomile tea. At least I think that’s a 4-day-old hedgehoglet, but it could be Chris Martin nursing one of his malnourished nutsacks back to health with processed cake batter after years and years of detoxes and cleanses. Before you shout, “How in the hell is this hungry baby hedgehog entertaining to you?“, look at its tiny arm movements. It’s obviously doing the first step of the Macarena. It’s the most talented living thing that has been on Dlisted in years!