Night Crumbs
George Clooney will get the Cecil B. DeMille Award at the Golden Globes next year, because they want him to show up and they also want to honor all the contributions he’s made over the years to the awards season escort industry. I’m okay with this as long as the cast of The Facts of Life (aka the women who are responsible for his entire career) present that award to him – Lainey Gossip
Why do I keep waiting for Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dutch from Predator to tackle Khlozilla from behind? – Celebitchy
I’ve gazed into Courtney Stodden’s future and someone needs to hold me now, because I’m scared – WWTDD
The next season of Dancing with the Has-Beens and Never-Wases will be Mop Head-less – Reality Tea
Demi Lovato’s in a bikini – The Superficial
Abbey Clancy’s chichis must’ve had a hell of a fight. The right one wants nothing to do with the left one and is giving it the cold shoulder. Yes, Abbey Clancy’s chichis have shoulders – Drunken Stepfather
Colin Kapernick’s hot Huckleberry Hound-looking ass lifts his top for V Magazine – Towleroad
Leonardo DiCatchAHo was named the UN’s Messenger of Peace and that title goes really well with his Messenger of Peen title from the modeling industry – Gawker
In Jennifer Lawrence’s new Dior ads, she’s giving Rachel Maddow after a wind storm – Popoholic
Miley Cyrus really knows how to dress for ATV riding – Hollywood Tuna
Rita Whora’s ensemble would’ve been elevated to new levels of sophistication if she wore her Teen Cunt t-shirt over it – Egotastic
Jennifer Lawrence wore a Roald Dahl quote on her body – Popsugar
Gwen Stefani is always carrying a tiny blond baby around. Always. – ICYDK
Here’s the ridiculous L.A. mansion (which you might’ve seen on Million Dollar Listing) that Beyonce and Jay-Z are renting – The Berry
Drew Barrymore went brown – HuffPo
For why is Jessica Simpson wearing construction netting as a skirt? – Just Jared
If The League ever gets canceled, Paul Scheer can always plop a blond wig on his head and be a Real Housewife of Orange County and he’d be the most feminine looking one of the group – SOW