Night Crumbs

September 12, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Chris Pratt tweeted this vintage headshot of him giving beach hair and come hither sexiness. He must’ve graduated at the top of his class at Barbizon – Towleroad

Meet me at Danesfield House Hotel on October 25th at 8pm. We’re totally going to crash George Clooney’s wedding party and steal Brad Pitt’s stash from his jacket pocket before raiding the open bar – Lainey Gossip

Julianne Hough’s chest looks like bee origami – Drunken Stepfather

Goopy Paltrow likes to get kinky and dirty with her Glee dude and that probably means she likes to screw him on sheets that aren’t 1800 thread count. Real dirty. Real kinky. – Celebitchy

Frenchy from Rock of Love did a bikini photo shoot in the woods for Vogue Appalachia – WWTDD

In other words, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills script writers didn’t write a scene where Brandi Glanville punches Kim Richards – Reality Tea

Alert: Olive Garden actually cooks its pasta in water and not in the microwave like we all thought – Gawker

Even ass sucker extraordinaire Giuliana Rancic can’t stand Ariana Grande Latte – The Superficial

Dear Sofia Vergara, Peg Bundy called and she said you can keep her outfit because she just realized how tacky it is – Popoholic

So is someone going to tell Alessandra Ambrosia Salad that she forgot to wear pants? – Hollywood Tuna

Apparently Kid is apparently a thing now – The Berry

Nicole Kidman’s father passed away in Singapore – ICYDK

Madge’s next album will terrorize us sometime next year – Boy Culture

Michael Che replaced Cecily Strong on SNL’s Weekend Update, but for some reason Colin Jost is still an anchor – HuffPo

Ryan Reynolds wore way too many clothes to TIFF – Popsugar

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off again relationship is officially on again. But I’m sure it’ll be off again as soon as I hit the publish button – Just Jared

Scott Lowell should’ve answered that question by saying, “Not only American men. I also had to beat off a few Russians, some Brits, a couple of Chinese guys...” – SOW

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