Night Crumbs

Idris Elba and Prince Hot Ginge were at the same event and if Mother Nature was a gay dude, she would’ve created a strong wind that tore their clothes off and then dropped the temperature until they started cuddling together to keep warm – Lainey Gossip

Nick Minaj looks good in Dazed Magazine and I even surprised myself by typing that without a drop of sarcasm – Drunken Stepfather

So in other words, Kelly Ripa is trying to tell us that she’s got a big, ole’ baggy pussy and Mark Consuelos‘ dick is Hammaconda-sized – Gawker

Cara Delivines got the word “bacon” tattooed on her foot and I say ho please to that, because she’s a model, so she only ingests cigarette smoke, Diet Coke and the other kind of coke – WWTDD

Hugh JackMeOff tells Jimmy Fallon about his performance at Joan Rivers’ funeral – Towleroad

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin went on another dinner date and she must’ve freebased Red Bull and injected pure liquid meth into her eyeballs beforehand, because she didn’t pass out into a bore coma when he started talking – Celebitchy

Hilary Duff’s heart is obviously as dead as her singing career, because how can she not be charmed by Aaron Carter breaking into her house and jacking off into her underwear drawer while watching her sleep? – The Superficial

Silicone dragon Camille Grammer walked the Betsy Johnson fashion show and looked like a methadone clinic Baby Jane while doing so – Reality Tea

Dog shoots a scene with Anne Hathaway. Dog doesn’t pee on Anne Hathaway when it had the chance. Dog disappoints us all. – Popoholic

American hero and the last surviving 9/11 search dog was on Today this morning and even though I got teary eyed, I was still able to clearly see her make a, “Really, you stick me with Matt Lauer?” face – Jezebel

Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar’s house looks like the broken condom baby that Ballard Designs and Pottery Barn made together – The Berry

Presenting a bunch of hot pieces of slightly obscure sports – The Backlot

But why is Olivia Munn dressed like an extra from Waterworld? – Hollywood Tuna

Taraji P. Henson feels like she’s the new Kathy Griffin – ICYDK

There will be a lot more of Gillian Anderson’s power suits and whisper talking on Hannibal next season – Pajiba

Zac Efron is still topless – Popsugar

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez don’t hate each other – Just Jared

Duh. – Celebslam